Singlish can, lah!

Here's a hilarious example of Singlish from local blogger Mr Brown:

"Aiyo! Why you say me until like that? You so clever you write yourself lah!
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I tells you first hor, it is not 'Singlish Complain Columns'. In fact, you should say 'Colloquial Singapore English (CSE) Complaint Columns'.
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Don't anyhowly say, wait, people say your England not powderful.
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Anyway, you think any mother's-son can write in Singlish meh? You are very the wrong, can?
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First you must know what is the rules of England. And then you must know what is the rules of Singlish (yes, actually Singlish is also got grammar one, ok?).
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Then when you write that time the Singlish then got pattern."